Chris Hoyt

"Fill your cup half-way with a slushie, then rest of the way with a Sprite."

"If you're waiting for the elevator, stand up against the back wall. Chances are, people will be more grateful when coming off the elevator of there aren't hordes of people blocking their paths"

"Don't get repair work done here. They'll try and rip you off."

"Try the Buttercup! She's craaaaazy!!"

"Try the BBQ Chicken 8 Corner pizza. You're welcome."