Hootie R

"Things are always weird here."

"Surprisingly good sock selection. Spring for the Kushyfoot Athletic long socks; I know the $7.99 is expensive, but you won't regret it."

"Guess how much 6 tall boy Bud Lights, 2 Smirnoff Ices, 1 Olde English, and 1 Four Loko cost me. $26.35. Pricey, but very comprehensive beer/malt liquor selection."