Steffani

"If you're thinking about coming here, don't. The food is only okay, but the premises are dirty and there was a hair in my food that definitely did not come from me."

"Beautiful ballroom. Make sure to take a long look- lots of little details!"

"Miss Cynthia will always have a smile for you :)"

"Need a an industrial amount of paint? M-S P&C have you covered!"

"The squeamish aren't welcome... Nor are the blasted mutineers."

"Don't show up uninvited, it won't be appreciated... Unless you bring a really hot girl."