blair blake

"This is the slowest CVS I've been to. Twice in one day I've waited at the photo counter for 10 minutes before anyone even acknowledged me."

"How is the mayor a fraud if she works there?"

"...why is the mayor a dude"

"Coat check only holds the first 150 coats. If the show is sold out, dont expect to come 2 hours late and be able to check your coat."

"If you're caught smoking in the bathroom, you'll be kicked out. Dont bother."