Heather Hartwell

"If you want to get gas AND shop in the brightly lit and inviting looking convenience store after midnight, forget it. They lock the door and ignore you."

"I feel like maybe you shouldn't go through the cabinets at a doctor's office, no matter what other user tips suggest."

"Jordan and Ryan are your only great bartenders. Love the food."

"Best Drive Thru EVER. Hilary is the best banker you could ever have."

"Whores. Like, EVERYWHERE."

"Maybe you shouldn't grab a handful of jalapeños when I say cucumbers, and then try to grab the cucumbers. Its already all over your hands. I'm going to make you start over again."