Heather Armstrong

"There's a great hill for rolling down!"

"Do not even attempt this if you have any kind of spine or neck injury. Or if you'd like to stay injury free. The road DESPERATELY needs care. It should not be legal to charge people for that abuse."

"Have you ever been to a Walmart so nasty that the cashiers wear gloves? C'mon down! Ew. Ew. Ew."

"Definitely worth the $10 for Early Bird check-in!"

"The new Mayor is awesome!!"

"Ask for Theresa!"