Henry Waldschmidt

"This place seems a bit rigid, especially if both parents work until 5."

"This place runs out of recipt paper at the pumps all of the time."

"The tradegy of this place, is that many of the McDonalds in this town have wretched service. There is no option, really, other than leaving town. My children are the ONLY reason I suffer this place."

"Get a floating car, because the parking is absolutely terrible."

"DO NOT BUY VENEZUELA GASOLINE! GO ELSEWHERE!"

"Swordfish!!!"