Henry Urbanfurface

"Very friendly to dogs. Master says the burgers are phenomenal and the service excellent. Super full, expect to wait for a seat. Luckily, I fit under the table."

"I'm actually not allowed here. This is an outrage."

"Hipster beard central. The people here have almost as much hair on their faces as I do."

"Come here if you don't feel like hanging out with teenies. Big plus: they pet dogs. <3"