Henry Hawkes

"Just ordered off the secret menu... The black bean triple cheese burrito crunch is the best..."

"The cats here are on steroids"

"Love waiting 40 minutes for cheese fries... Especially when everyone else is just ordering coffee"

"Optical overload... Something about the lighting and illuminated displays is killing my eyes"

"Mr Barnarski's environmental studies class is amazing. Although Mariakis and I almost had a sulphuric acid accident"

"The common thread linking all chase banks is that their pens are incredibly shitty and rarely... RARELY work... Finding a working pen in a chase bank is like seeing the lochness monster."