Kitty

"Unlimited mimosas and bloody Mary's for brunch...awesome sauce!!"

"Great margaritas!!"

"Get more effin' cashiers!?! WTH!?! Seriously people...30 minute wait is unacceptable!! Not to mention the store is laid out completely wrong...who redesigned this place?? Obviously not me!!"

"Don't feed the gremlin under the stairs!?!"

"On the Zagat Bathroom Guide, this rest stop gets a 1...dirty toilets, broken faucets (2 out of 6 actually work) and long lines"

"What kind of idiot bar has their credit card machine broken on St. Patrick's Day??? Your loss fools!!"