Helen Easterbrook

"Urk doesn't take Starbucks cards and the sign warning you is small & hidden. Other franchises take it, get with the programme please!"

"The seaweed salad onigiri are amazing and only £1.20"

"Helpful banking it isn't!"

"If they give you rooms 47+ ask to swap! Poor showers, no plugs in the sinks and little to no storage space. Poor show for the newest rooms in the hostel"

"Ugh utter idiots serving today! Three attempts before they understood my order and somehow they still got it wrong and in the wrong type of cup! Totally useless!"

"Ah I had forgotten the rude officiousness that is the Scottish branch of Sleasy Jet"