Mick HeistOrHitRecords

"Not done it myself but sitting in Sloe Cafe Bar, the disabled toilets opposite seem to be a freeforall to every able bodied person. Guess they must sometimes be unlocked"

"Don't get the girl who does the coffee to pack your bag, she hadn't got a clue and crushes everything."

"The giant cod and chips is amazing, best I have tasted in ages"

"Possibly the best tomato pastry I have ever tasted"

"Bring earplugs!"

"Check out the mutts nuts of a coffee machine!"