Heather Nausid

"Why is somebody mayor of my house when they don't even live there?"

"The pizza bread is to die for"

"Beware of dog"

"Not a fan of the Jell-O shots that the shot girls pass around. I swear there's no alcohol in them."

"I meant slow. Not close."

"I've been waiting 20 minutes for a salad. This wendys is so close. Seriously."