Heath

"Bring whiskey."

"Sunday's is kids eat free day! Steer clear."

"The suite is perfect, don't upgrade to the one with a second living area, it's terrible in comparison. Same size room but just crammed as fuck because of the separating wall. Bathroom smaller too."

"Ask for napkins, apparently I've cream isn't expensive enough to warrant automatic napkin inclusion."

"Try the bottle service, it's strictly for the G's."

"Lawn guys at 7 am once a week. Be ready."