Nick Kahler

"Good benefits, see exotic far off lands, money for college!"

"To get the most out of being at the airport, I recommend bringing an airplane."

"Beer glasses smell like bleach. Mango Habanero sauce tastes like heaven."

"Order one of the Mexican entrees. They are the best."

"Don't forget your Chopper Shopper card and don't shoplift."

"Good Opossum free smell. Great hookah. Handsome tenant."