Jeff Williams

"Eh.. The rooms are a little gross. Everything in my room has water damage (dresser, desk, etc) and the bathroom smells creepy."

"Don't live here! There are so many douchebags that squeal their tires and rev their engines in the middle of the night. I hate this place. Not a nice neighborhood!!"

"This place smells like corn chips and the Mayor is a pain in the ass!"

"Try the dark chocolate sea foam. I buy this EVERYTIME I'm in town. It's really really good."

"Order a Pina Colada. Seriously the best I've ever had."