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"PiEMONTES SPECIAL all the way baby. Also I love the spaghetti meat sauce!"

"Did you know for certain drinks you can get refills for 50 cents?! Pretty neat huh?"

"You are going to lose"

"If a black cat is making mittens on you thats disco. Chances are he's going to hump you."

"Three dogs and two cats? You're bound to step in piss and shit"

"BEWARE. The gate will electrocute you if you touch it, and we have a vicious chihuahua that will attack you."