Haley Smith

"Here with about a 50 people party. The service is fantastic."

"Best fried mushrooms anywhere."

"Best fish tacos ever. Always great when I've been there."

"Dis one crusty ass motel. When there's a dude wearing booty shorts and no shirt smoking and watching u walk to Ur room u know u somewhere janky. Little lady at the front desk is a sweetheart though."

"Becomes buddies with chef Tina. He's awesome and his food is fantastic."

"Flush the toilet. I don't like surprises when I open the seat."