Gregory Tomlinson

"challenge the bartender to quarters"

"fly on a monday morning. lines are short"

"use the bathroom here if you are headed for GGP from the muni"

"let a homeless guy sing to you"

"don't touch the mini bar and put your own water in. they auto charge you. call housekeeping and get a fridge at no charge."

"get as close to naked as possible to go thru security. any metal at all will set of the metal detectors"