Greg May

"Get a second floor kitchen unit with a balcony. Large room with one or two beds and a couch, plenty of room for kids."

"Robes are available upon request, make sure to ask for yours right after you check in."

"Ask for the Jordan Roll!!! Eel, spicy tuna, salmon, cucumber and jalapeño on top if u dare! Not on the menu, special order only!"

"Stay in a King Suite, it's only $10 more, has a separate shower and Jacuzzi tub and lots of extra space!"

"Mrs. May is a great cook!"

"A cigar and a beer.... A great after dinner treat!"