Greg Haerling

"The snow's dry and cold, the pussy's wet and hot. It's where the Cristal flows, so pass the motherfuckin' blunt."

"The best part of being here is knowing that you are leaving Boston!"

"Feed Oscar Tequila and he'll be your friend for life."

"Wings with sauce on the side."

"Boner party!!!"

"Beware of the trogladite."