Graham Smith

"A crumbled up 10 dollar bill would taste better, and be cheaper than the fried clams."

"“Fortunate is he who ventures upon any historical research on the island of Martha’s Vineyard, for he is certain of the most helpful and loyal support.”—Henry B. Hough, former owner"

"Did you grab napkins? Good. Now grab three times more so you have enough for the mess the you're in for."

"Is it pouring rain? There's no line. Suck it up and take advantage of the opportunity."

"Try the McManus Ale, it's basically Saranac Pale Ale on tap. A beer for whatever mood you're in."