Grace

"Call at least 30 min ahead for your car from valet. They only had one guy working valet (at a glacial pace, no less) on a Thursday morning"

"The Bloody Mary might sound like a great deal at $3, but it was so awful that I'm writing a tip about it. The mix (read: not fresh) ruined it. Stick with just vodka. And all the tacos."

"Always ask for a packet of spread. You never know."