Gordon Keenan

"Now have baskets for your shopping. No more trying to carry stuff is a misshapen tinned food box."

"Try the American burger. It's a rear treat."

"Check out the vegetarian menu. It's cheaper than the regular menu. You can get a veggie burger, fries and a chocolate shake for 9 dollars for example."

"Jaysus the acoustics are quare bad upstairs!"