Jose Gonzalez

"The water is so refreshingly-cold. Great for those balmy summer days!"

"Basically a diner. Um, so yeah.. You're waiting forever to basically eat diner food."

"Asked for a glass of Chard and got it in a plastic cup! Not classy at all! Food was mediocre and crowd was hood. No thanks!"

"Watch your back! These mean Bronx streets never sleep."

"Sangria was way too weak. Was as if I was drinking kool aid. Be sure to bring your flask in order to spike it."

"Don't forget to kiss JuJu Bug hello!"