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"Andy M moans about the wifi speeds, however they are there to facilitate the ticketing system not for looking at cats and posting faux amusing comments on foursquare. Use your 3G instead."

"Cheap noodles"

"Not good since refurb... Too poncey, and looks like the foyer of an up market knocking shop or spa, but will suit the upper middle class goofs on Lisburn Road"

"Not as nice as chocolate room few doors up."

"Great spot for all you fatties out there.."