Grant Lankford

"The horns on both speakers by the sage are busted. Sounds terrible. Cheap fix. Come on that's ridiculous."

"Vending machines don't work, water is cold, and Internet is slow."

"Nothing's finer than to be in Carolina!"

"They NEVER have receipt paper in the pumps. So irritating! Go outside and put some paper in the darn pumps!"

"Taco Casa is a Greenville institution! Get the big red and don't forget cinnamon chips!"

"Sit down... Wait there's no seats. Order some drinks... Oh yeah the bartenders are terrible and ignore you. Bar has potential but needs new bartenders badly!"