Ruben Cortez

"Strippers can take advantage of the free wet naps and gold shlagger"

"Catie is the best. She smells like lavender and sneezes skiddles"

"Anthony is the best server. He speaks in a fake french accent. Loves berets and crushes the grapes wit his bare feet for the best sangria."

"Chicken suprema is the greatest samich."

"Pretty decent selection of lps and cds."

"Bring Ruben an iced green tea and get a free budget cd or dvd."