Allie Wallace

"I'm standing in line between a dude telling a friend that he got a burger at an Asian fusion place and a dude complaining about how sore he gets after he lifts. WHAT HAS HAPPENED GET OUT OF MY HOOD"

"Slave away my youth in the library. It's not fun, but I sure do it all the damn time."

"Go here with a group of friends. Get rowdy. Do many shots. Sing embarrassing pop songs very badly. Take pictures."