Katie Dumper

"The chicken noodle soup was super good though!"

"The coleslaw was rotten. The avacados were brown. The tuna smelled off. The tomatoes were questionable. I literally was afraid to eat ANYTHING. It looked so fun and cute. What a disappointment!"

"If the bird in the air conditioner makes noise... Just hit the wall and it will shutup"

"The door isn't locked... You're just terrible at opening doors."

"Ducksauce."