Josh

"Best kolaches from here to 529, fo sho"

"Thirty minutes from the time I ordered to the time I got my burger. The wall says that they "sear the burger and seal in the juiciness" um no, this burger was well done (which I'm not a fan) and DRY"

"Watch out for Nevaeh, the man eating dragon that guards the entrance"

"Apparently tipping foursquare isn't the same as tipping the bartenders....oops"

"Oh yeah and the ranch wings kickass!"

"Hang out with me, cause I'm the bomb. --the mayor"