George Muller

"Quit trying to be so fancy. Just get an americano."

"Grab a train station coffee from the snack shop. So bad, it's good."

"If you get into a checkout line behind a middle-aged woman, BEWARE. They exist in a dimension where time runs at half speed, you may never escape."

"Trust Henry's for motherfuckin' life!"

"What I've learned here is gay black guys are the best at karaoke."

"Line @ the men's room? Time to leave."