Geoff Stone

"Avoid pizzas with insects on top, or pasta with hair in it. We made the mistake of not avoiding those things. What fools!"

"Get something chocolatey, like a chocolate or 2 chocolates."

"Everything takes for-fucking-ever."

"Don't order a burger. Took them forever, burnt the bun, tasted bland. I threw it away. A waste of $12.50, which is already too much."

"Can't sit and drink on their own outside tables after 10.30 or some such. Sort it out."