Gene Russo

"This is not a tip. I wish no man this punishment."

"My bad. It's 5 hours late. And there's an Asian lady charging her phone next to us who keeps peeking over wondering what we are doing."

"It's ridiculous how this flight is 4 hours friggin late. And there's nothing to eat except a #6 at Burger King. They don't even have the whopper anymore. It's that bad"

"Raymond is the best salesperson here."

"Possibly the best dive bar in the east village. The crowd is amazing"

"Sick mojito and sangria"