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"If the men's room is full, use the ladies room!"

"Try the pie!"

"Remember to pee in the fountain up on the roof deck."

"Don't miss the dryers - you'll need them after the washing machines get our clothes all wet."

"Don't miss out on the leaky skylight. Massage parlor in the same building if you get stiff."

"Free soda! Free coffee! Clean bathrooms!"