Nick Galindo

"So many white folks dancing stiffly."

"All employees must wash hands before returning to work."

"Popped collar? Check. Ripped jeans? Check. Hair gel? Check. No deodorant? Triple check! "It's like we're not even in America anymore!""

"The $5 "footlong" is neither $5 nor a foot long. Still a decent deal."

"The falafel at Mezza is pretty salty...skip it!"

"Don't show up with wasted, barely standing women...the management will ask you to leave."