Gary Canino

"Eat a big dinner beforehand, they won't serve it to you in the theater."

"cheap AND legal dwelling spot for the essential brooklynite. Sign a three-year lease and never leave if you can!"

"expensive pizza!"

"Get the fucking olives appetizer! Only $7 for a bowl!"

"Take out your iPhone and wave it around...you'll get free wifi!"

"Get lots of toppings...Wayyy better than the plain"