Christopher Garrison

"Get the Boy with Apple while it's still on the menu. Deeeeliciois!"

"The English Bulldog is incredible! Admittedly a bit hard to figure out how to eat, BUT WHEN YOU DO! 8D"

"This is the best place to go and wait in line when your wife buys some pressboard crap from IKEA that's missing parts/pre-broken."

"If you're cold - head to the top floor. If you're hot - head to the basement for a quick chill. If you just want to be comfortable - forget it."