John Smith

"Horrible service, messed up my order twice and I sat under a leaky AC unit. Wonderful."

"Lunar Lemonade is their best smoothie, also try the wheatgrass (but on the side)"

"Square + Square = Square"

"Offers a fantastic view of all of Amity Island!"

"Got an awkward pat down by security, and my shit was moved out of sight until the process was over. Not friendly, and very unnecessary. Have fun avoiding a "random security screening"! :D"

"Amazing! Like the Coldstone of pizza!"