Garett Gillen

"Closing for good 9/20/13"

"Does horrible service yield spectacular chicken or is it the other way around? The world may never know."

"A kid here likes to squish the checkout line candy. Says he'd like it if somebody did that to candy before he bought it."

"Wateriest drinks in town (except the water (heavily boozed))"

"They seriously don't take Visa. They'll take anything else. They even take your debit card if it says Visa, but there's a $2 fee."

"Elevator 1 has greater lifting capacity."