Gaper Jeffey

"Here's a tip: Don't buy an apple! They are all hype and no functionality."

"Walk up and down every aisle and think of all the cool things you could do to your house."

"Highly recommend peannut butter chocolate milkshake! Moonstruck does PB right."

"Watch out for Sasqucthes"

"Here's a tip: Don't go here"