Gabe Smith

"Great location, nice enough. The staff treatment at check-in was about as pleasant and personal as a DUI stop - "perfunctory" doesn't quite do it justice."

"Ridiculously spacious rooms, incredible breakfast, cool views with the balconies."

"Bad shows, slapdash theming, terrible service, sky-high prices. But. But. Some great coasters and one-of-a-kind oddities like Monster Mansion. Worth it for Goliath, Superman, and Daredevil Dive."

"Go on. You don't need your teeth anyway, right?"

"The Christmas lights are worth it. And they sell alcohol once you're inside. Trust me - the combination is awesome."

"They don't make 'em like this anymore. A great blast from the past for nerds of many stripes - come early for the cartoons. And bring quarters for the retro arcade."