Gabe

"Not sure if it was a bad day or what, but 20 minutes for a house salad downstairs? Really?"

"To Keith, no need to get all butthurt over a tip, all you need to do is either ask for it with salt or without."

"I hear the mayor is a beast"

"I think this says it all..."

"They outsourced the counter people and put in a kiosk!"

"I hear the mayor is a salsa poseur..."