Christopher Crane

"Get your drip coffee with the amount of sugar and cream (I opt for heavy sugar and light on cream) you desire and roll on out. Always good"

"I may become the mayor... I don't want to be the mayor..."

"Freaking awesome socks. Who doesn't want a pair of socks with a giant dinosaur stomping across the Golden Gate Bridge? I have a pair now... Be jealous bitches."

"Tacolicious made me tacosickish... When did it become like Taco Bell??"

"Here's the scratch"

"Never ever come here!!! Scratched the hell out of my car when getting waxed and refused to take ownership of it"