Miles Marshall Lewis

"sooo... don't believe the where magazine ad: this place is incredibly average. seek elsewhere. (service is fine though.)"

"the cookies. my god. (chocolate chip)"

"this place is total hype. go to cozy's soup n' burger in the village, it's way superior."

"McDonald's sells the original apple pies!"

"get the mexican coca-cola! real cane sugar instead of american high fructose corn syrup"

"diane rules! she's done hair for lenny kravitz, lauryn hill + more. fabulous."