Andy .

"The Netherlands number 1 wrap artist works here. Soup doggy dog."

"Caribbean? They don't sell ribs or beans! Or monkeys. I was sad about not buying a monkey. WANTED: 1 monkey, great if the monkey does impressions too, not vital monkey requirements."

"Ask for a Han Solo. You get a man frozen in carbonite. Next door, ask for a Hand Solo and someone will wank you off whilst eating an ice cream from next door."

"A windmill. Utilising the power of the wind it grinds corn to make flour. With flour you can make useful stuff like dough. Dough is good to massage. Mmmmm dough."

"What a con! You walk around the place and it all looks nice. You get to the end and you have to make your own furniture! Unfucking believable. They should pay me to put the furniture together."

"The meatballs are OK. There's some sort of free refill thing for drinks with pictures of berries on. They also sell Lego furniture. You can get your haircut like a lego man too"