The Funk Spunk .

"gulaab, chandan, mogra, champa, chameli, mix!"

"don't be a pussy! order the teekhat (extra hot & spicy) misal with taak (buttermilk)."

"The best time for a swim is in the morning 7am to 9am and evening 8pm to 10pm... the best part is the water here has the least amount of chlorine, close to negligible..."

"Unless you really have some important shopping to do or watch a movie, do NOT come here on weekends to window shop or just pass time, 'cuz it's over crowded to the core!"

"The place to pass time... Green Apple Soda!"

"Always ask for extra dry and wet chutneys... the chutneys make the food here taste good!"