Michael Shevlin

"If you don't put the washer on heavy duty it doesn't get the cum stains out...."

"Pay your bills or blood get spilled"

"Beware of the guard dog rawr!"

"Sigh... Old people and their pennies. You'd think with their expiring life force theyd like to spend more time enjoying life than counting out 86 pennies"

"Sometimes you need to kick it to make it work. . ."