Fred Orsini

"Yippie. Mudbutt for under a dollar."

"I love phyllis. She is the best."

"If you ask for the tripple dip. Hold off on the third dip. Its the chefs balls wich make the third dip so sweet."

"Say the words "chicky chicky chickaroo" to the manager on duty and see what happens."

"The lesbian is calmed by bringing sweet treats."