Joey Buhrer

"Ironic Wood, aka junk from the Goodwill across the street at a 2000% markup."

"Great place. Trainer Steve will have you crushing your rivals, driving them from their lands and supping on the tears of their widows in no time."

"I wonder if any of these soccer moms have any good mood stabilizers??"

"I'm NEW TO COLORADO WHAT AISLE R UR POT LEAFS AT???"

"I'm not vegan or vegetarian but this is my favorite breakfast in Denver <3"

"....Holla!...."